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Meaning of Life=heart.


Iiiii want to set up two gay guys I happen to know. If I get to watch them make out.

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    Come Clean--Meaning of Life

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You know you're pathetic when you can't even get any at a pride event.

Well, the only untaken high school girls I saw there were straight. So there's that.
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    depressed depressed

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I am what I am
I am my own special creation.
So come take a look,
Give me the hook or the ovation.
It's my world that I want to take a little pride in,
My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in.
Life's not worth a damn,
'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am."
I am what I am,
I don't want praise, I don't want pity.
I bang my own drum,
Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty.
And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle,
Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle?
Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud
I am what I am!
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses.
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces.
There's one life, and there's no return and no deposit;
One life, so it's time to open up your closet.
Life's not worth a damn 'til you can say,
"Hey world, I am what I am!"
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    I Am What I Am--La Cage Aux Folles

My afternoon

I spent the afternoon in a hotel room with a tall, dark, young Latin manwhore, and ate his balls.

Okay, I just wanted to type that. I went to the boring bar mitzvah of my parents' friend's kid, who's in my sister's grade, so everyone there was a boring friend of my parents, some emo upper middle class seventh grade boy, my sister, and me. But there was also the son of more of my parents' friends, who's one month my junior but several inches taller, who was a friend of mine when I was little (and when I say "little" I mean "in my mother's womb, until I was 4) and who now lives in New York. Turns out, he sings, he's a RENT/Les Mis/Miss Saigon fan, and loves innuendo. So naturally, we got along. And cracked a lot of innuendo. And after heckling the emo boys dancing, and talking awhile, we went back to their hotel with them and hung out with him. And he bought some gumballs that said "Colorful Gum Balls." So he offered my sister and me some, and we chewed his balls. (He later put one in my mouth, and I provided the appropriate giggle). And basically it was a lot of innuendo, which terrified my sister ("Okay, you need to stop stroking him, NOW.") And we walked by a Petco downtown and he's like "ooh, buy me a collar and drag me around on a leash" so he became our manwhore. And then he saw a picture of a chicken, pointed to the wattle and went, "I used to think those were balls. I wanted to go up to a rooster and just kinda poke them." And I said "OHMYGOD MY MANWHORE'S LEAVING ME FOR A CHICKEN!" So my sister wants to make me a shirt that says "My manwhore left me for a chicken." He also claims his school has a Facebook group called "You're Mark Cohen from RENT? Excuse me while I take off my shirt" and he's the only male member (straight, by the way). And it was fun.

Yeah, I'm done now.
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Okay, ladies and [no guys read this]. I am selling out a la Chloe. Ads will be there. They will probably be for amusing things. I will throw in some more userpics, and show you all my RENT mood theme.
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    okay okay

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4 cans of Fanta+Miyazaki movie+Easter candy=not smart.

Woke up exhausted and completely forgetting that I have an Idina Menzel-esque tattoo on my ass. My mother found it because it goes up to my back.

On complete sugar low. Have to deal with annoying parental guests.
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    drunk drunk

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So after some fun three-way chats I need to administer beatings to my dear friend Adam.

I'll just make fun of tenors in front of him instead.

(Oh, wait, that's probably not smart. He can belt higher than I can...)

(But I'm an alto.)
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    cranky cranky